To download, depending on your system or browser:

Internet Explorer: Smack yourself in the face and go download Mozilla Firefox. It's only the size of one of these mp3's and it runs perfectly right along side IE and you owe it to everything that true and just in the world to use this free, alternative, fantastic browser. You need to support Free/Open Source Software however you can, and this piece of software is absolutely ready for the world.

You've got nothing to lose and everything to gain. Do it now.

But, alas, for you regressive luddites, you should probably right-click and choose Save Link As or something.

Firefox: Right-click and choose Save Link As. And then put your fist in the air in solidarity because you recognize the importance of F/OSS and how it will one day break the back of evil, soulless technology and media corporations.

Safari: What, you think Apple is any better than Microsoft/Dell/Intel? Guess again, fool. Go get Firefox, too, before your mind rots from misguided elitist hypocrisy.

I don't know what you would do to download, but surely it would be so intuitive and well designed that you would just have to merely think it and it would happen.

Netscape/AOL: Argh, where do I start? Use Firefox. Ditch AOL.

AOL charges twice what others charge for the same or better service. Being an AOL subscriber brands you as an idiot to everyone who knows better, and that's not just techno-nerds, either. Last thing I read, there was a massive exodus of customers from AOL and their subscriber base is shrinking fast enough to warrant speculation that they're going to fold.

Besides, your primary email address should always be separate from whoever provides your internet connection. So that you can change providers anytime, and you won't have to worry about changing your email address. Kind of like phone numbers. Isn't it nice to keep your phone number no matter who is giving you phone service?

So get a free or low-cost third party email from any of the thousands out there that you like. I like Gmail, but Yahoo is decent, too, if you pay for premium service. Email me if you need an invite to Gmail.

Opera/Other: If you are in this group, you don't need my advice, and wouldn't listen to it anyway. Why are you even reading this?